The Virus

I am self-insulating.

Ignorance Can Be Bliss

I would choose the white pill.

Age

I’m really quite surprised at the pace of physical decline.

Image

If clothes don’t look good on you, it’s not the fault of the clothes.

The Secret of a Happy Life

Stop ‘doing things’. Don’t socialise. Stay at home a lot and avoid the tedium of long journeys. Don’t go on exotic holidays… in fact, avoid going on holidays of any kind. Watch TV whenever you feel like it, listen to music, read books and, above all, STOP THINKING!

Cooking Tip

I fry mine in butter.

Therapy

There is no cure for it, save one.

My Life

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Eek!

Yesterday evening, when I was in the back garden, a fox crept out of the darkness and barked in that creepy manner peculiar to foxes. The hares stood up on the back of my neck.

Hypocrisy

I abhor hypocrisy, but only in others, not in myself.