Jennifer Richardson shrieked and covered her eyes with her hands at the sight of her neighbour mowing his lawn wearing only a tight pair of shorts and flip flops.
She called the police.
“I am a shy woodland creature of the female variety,” she announced to the civilian communications officer, “and I feel abused and offended and shocked and suffering from PTSD.”
Several police cars were immediately dispatched, the neighbour was arrested and charged with committing a public nuisance. He was subsequently sentenced to three months imprisonment. His name was added to the sex offenders’ register.
“The dirty rat!” said Jennifer Richardson.