Sex Pest

Jennifer Richardson shrieked and covered her eyes with her hands at the sight of her neighbour mowing his lawn wearing only a tight pair of shorts and flip flops.

She called the police.

“I am a shy woodland creature of the female variety,” she announced to the civilian communications officer, “and I feel abused and offended and shocked and suffering from PTSD.”

Several police cars were immediately dispatched, the neighbour was arrested and charged with committing a public nuisance. He was subsequently sentenced to three months imprisonment. His name was added to the sex offenders’ register.

“The dirty rat!” said Jennifer Richardson.

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